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ELEGIES: "What Would I Do?" |
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Ashley WIlliams performs "What Would I Do?" in a concert of William Finn's ELEGIES: A SONG CYCLE, benefitting the Lyphoma Research Fund. |
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The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics |
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"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented! Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below. (Thank you BelleFlower15!)"The Mom Song"Get up nowGet up nowGet up out of bedWash your faceBrush your teethComb your sleepyheadHere's your clothes and your shoesHear the words I saidGet up now! Get up and make your bedAre you hot? Are you cold?Are you wearing that?Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hatDon't forget! You gotta feed the catEat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of allTake your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tallPlease remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 todayDon't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must playDon't shovelChew slowlyBut hurryThe bus is hereBe carefulCome back hereDid you wash behind your ears?Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to shareWork it out, wait your turn, never take a dareGet along! Don't make me come down thereClean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff awayMake your bed, do it now, do we have all day?Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?Can you even hear a word I say?Answer the phone! Get off the phone!Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the tableNo more computer time tonight!Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen upWhere are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roamYou'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grownCan't wait till you have a couple little children of your ownYou'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willinglyBut right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at meClose your mouth when you chew, would appreciateTake a bite maybe two of the stuff you hateUse your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straightEat the food I put upon your plateGet an A, get the door, don't get smart with meGet a grip, get in here, I'll count to threeGet a job, get a life, get a PHDGet a dose of,"I don't care who started it!You're grounded until you're 36"Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sakeAnd if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times beforeThat you're too old to act this wayIt must be your father's DNALook at me when I am talkingStand up straighter when you walkA place for everything and everything must be in placeStop crying or I'll give you something real to cry aboutOh!Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs onGet in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with momDon't forget, I love youAnd tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never endsYou don't need the reason whyBecause, because, because, becauseI said so, I said so, I said so, I said soI'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!Ta da!!! |
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20 Things To Do With Matzah |
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http://matzahsong.comPost-Passover musical greeting!A musical performance by Michelle Citrin and William LevinLYRICS:Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neatif you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat?1. Catch it like a Frisbee with your friends in the park, or you could 2. jump in the water and pretend you're a shark3. You can make a matzah pick and play the guitar, and you can4. make a matzah license plate for your car5. Use it as a coaster when you're drinking a beer, and6. Throw it as confetti for a happy new year7. INSULATE8. DECORATE9. EXFOLIATE 10. CONSTIPATE?Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neatif you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat11. Crumble up some matzah to line your hamster cage12. or you can use it as a bookmark to hold your page13. Break a stack of matzah when you practice your karate14. build a matzah dog house for your doggy named Scottie15. Make a little matzah boat and wave it goodbye,16. or make a pair of matzah wings and learn how to fly17. Wear some matzah jewelry18. Make a picture frame for me19. Have a drink of matzah tea20. Matzah's all that I can see!There's just one more thing to do with unleavened bread... you can eat it ... cuz it ain't all that bad.Lyrics by William Levin and Michelle CitrinComposed by William Levin |
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Quantum Factor with filmmaker, William Arntz -What The Bleep |
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An intriguing interview with the producer, director of the award-winning movie, What The Bleep Do We Know? In this episode, William Arntz discusses the ways in which new ideas in science and quantum physics, and many long-held beliefs behind spirituality and religion are now merging, and how that converging of new science with age-old beliefs, would inspire producer, director, William Arntz to co-create the films,"What The Bleep Do We Know!? and "What The Bleep!? Down The Rabbit Hole." This episode, with host Alison Hill, first aired on PBS affiliate KBDI-Channel 12, Denver, Colorado 2006 / LostArtsProductions.com |
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What Would You Do For a Little Debbie Cake? |
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Bluegrass Christian camp 2007, Ms. Brinker and two bored Thurmans came with me to produce a camp video that pretty much will rock your face off. Sadly, the original audio was crap, but with a little music by John Kelley, we rebuilt it better, and stronger than before. Oh yea, get ready for something amazing! |
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